Back In Business

I'm back in the land of the fatties, and the Game Crush command center has already been re-established on American soil. Expect an almost DAILY stream of news, views, analysis, and shitty jokes from here on out! In the past month or so we've been a bit lax about getting things up on the old blog here, but, realistically, there hasn't been a damn thing happening anyway. Lost Planet came out, I haven't gotten to play it yet, people have been calling PC gaming dead, they're mostly idiots, Jack Thompson is still an enormous jackass, Raph Koster is still fat, etc. 2006 is over, the march of time drives us one year closer to our inevitable, respective dooms, and Eddie insists on listening to the crappiest, most ancient music possible a few feet behind me. Luckily, I have plenty of, admittedly, barely not-revolting Red Stripe to drink to keep me tranquilized. Barring any explosions of murderous rage, Game Crush is going to be in your face in 2007 like a crazy rottweiler that chews it's way through your damn front door and scares the hell out of you while shitting all over your living room. That's how we roll.